Monthly Archives: January 2012

Slurpees

Sorry guys, I just don’t feel like writing today. So as an apology, I offer you this retro treat. It’s a silly little video I made a year or two ago before I grew my hair back out, or at least, the little I have left. I hope you enjoy. While you are watching it,Continue Reading

Chaos Piano

This idea is not mine. In fact, I have no idea where I heard this. If anyone knows who it was that came up with this, please let me know, they deserve the credit. I have used this imagery for years, and will use it for many more. Imagine for a moment that you have two twinContinue Reading

Naked People

I have a confession to make. I love naked people. I must sincerely say, that there is no place on earth where I can see the glory of God then in the human form. I mean, most of us really look the same if you blur your eyes, a couple legs and arms, a head, a large trunk. WhenContinue Reading

Isn’t the Weekend Supposed to be Fun?

Ah, I remember the days when the weekend would come, and I would be so ecstatic. When I had a corporate job I worked hard, often 60-80 hours a week. I was permanently on call. I woke up early, and thought about little else other than wishing I was still in bed at home, but I gave itContinue Reading

Bumper Stickers

I have grown to hate them. I know they are not what taught the American public to think in sound bytes, but they are it’s worst reality. Of course the political ones are rather annoying. Yes, schools are important, and bombers are expensive, but I think it’s a bit ridiculous to expect the Army to put on bake sales.Continue Reading

What Ever Happened to Obedience?

If Saint Peter or Saint Paul came down from heaven and asked you to change something about your life would you do it? If they asked you to stop wearing makeup, or to dress in black, would you really mind? What if they asked you to do something really silly, like wear a pink tutu,Continue Reading

Ellen

Every time I go to visit Ellen, it is like walking into a small Catholic oasis in the middle of the convalescent hospital. She has been there a while, and has collected many things, but the first thing you notice when you walk into her room is Catholic radio lightly playing in the background. I usually come around three,Continue Reading

Wow! That’s a Big Dog!

I get this all the time. It just goes with the territory. You see, I am the proud parent of a Great Dane. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not one of those people who love their animals more then other people. I do love my dog, but my dog is still a dog, andContinue Reading

Roe vs. Wade

Today we mark the one of the darker days in history. I fully realize that this topic pisses a whole lot of people off, but it is what it is, and I suppose I should add my two cents. First off, I should let you know I’m not really into politics. It’s just not really myContinue Reading

Ugggh Celery

I truly dislike celery. It’s really nasty stuff, all crunch and no taste. I hate how the stringy bits get caught in my teeth. Every time I am at some party, they always have the little veggie platters out with the carrots and the bell peppers and the cute little radishes. I cringe when I see someoneContinue Reading