Category Archives: Relationships

A Night Without Kids

A Night Without Kids

My youngest daughter’s best friend had a birthday party last night, and being the prepubecent bundle of hormones that they are, they decided the best thing to do would be have a sleepover. So both my daughters were gone all night. We were alone. Party Time! Bust out the drinks and the dancing, it’s timeContinue Reading

Satan Shaved His Beard

Satan Shaved His Beard

Of course he did. That’s what evil does. It takes the goodness that God has created, and twists and perverts it. Okay, now this theory might just be my silliness going crazy, but then, I might just be right. So take this with a grain of salt, or maybe a jar of salt, take itContinue Reading

Mother’s Day

Mother’s Day

The single most important day of the year. Let me rephrase, the single day you must never forget. Seriously. If you forgot, right this second, get off the computer or phone or whatever, go out in the yard and pick the prettiest flower you can find. (The neighbor’s will do in a pinch) Take itContinue Reading

Puberty

So my daughter had her birthday today. Let me tell you, nothing makes you feel your age like the age of you children. So I can feel as youthful as I please, but the sad truth is, my youngest daughter is eleven. Sheesh. With eleven come The Changes. Yes, they have already started of course,Continue Reading

Alarm Clock Ping Pong

Ugg. I am not a morning person. All you morning people make my head spin with confusion. Why would you possibly get up before eight o’clock if you weren’t forced to by some evil villain bent on ruling the world? When I wake up in the morning and see the light shining through the windows,Continue Reading

Valentine’s Day is for Suckers

I am not a fan of Valentine’s Day. Yes, I know that it has Catholic roots, but that is simply not enough to garner my interest. St Valentine was no lovey-dovey guy, so I see no reason for all the hubbub. Bah Humbug. The way I see it, Valentine’s Day is nothing more then aContinue Reading

Naked People

I have a confession to make. I love naked people. I must sincerely say, that there is no place on earth where I can see the glory of God then in the human form. I mean, most of us really look the same if you blur your eyes, a couple legs and arms, a head, a large trunk. WhenContinue Reading