I have a rather silly little hobby. Whenever I remember to sit down and write a post, I take a look at who visited my site, and I try to figure out why they came. I think it’s really rather funny.
So I thought for today, I’d share with you the information I gleaned from yesterday.
Yesterday was a good day volume-wise. I had 237 folks take a look. They promptly realized that I am a terrible writer, so 75% of them said “Forget this, I’m off to other things.” Well, I can’t hold the attention of my daughters for 2 minutes, so I can hardly expect to hold anyone else’s for that long.
Here is where the fun starts. Where did they come from?
Well, most of my traffic yesterday came from the support of other great bloggers throwing my links and posts up, but there is always a ton from the good old search engines, especially Google. So what did they search for that brought them here?
Well, ten folks were just interested in “four leaf clovers”. I guess that just makes me lucky.
I have one here who was interested in “methods for washing feet”. Phew, glad I don’t have that problem, hope I helped.
“How to decorate a dead tree” I have always wanted to get into exterior design, maybe I missed my calling.
“4 Yaprakli Yonca” I have no idea what this is, but it brought them here. I bet they were just thrilled to land on my blog.
I think I am using my Nazi = Abortion metaphor too much, as someone looking for “Nazis killing Jews” found their way here. I’m sure to be entered into some white supremacy blacklist soon.
“Love Handshake” I’m not sure this site really has what you are looking for…..
“Should Not.” Really? That brought you here? How?
Now I just love that the internet thinks of me when it thinks of “Boys in the mud.”
Now here I have to be careful. I really don’t want people to get the wrong idea when they “Put kids in the closet.”
“You’re such a deacon” Makes it sound like a really nasty thing doesn’t it?
“Gift idea for someone who is ordained as a deacon in the catholic church” Oh man, I should put in some recommendations for this one. I’m thinking they would just love a years supply of pizza.
“How to make a blanket mattress fort” I didn’t even realize anyone knew about my secret childhood passion.
“How to bi locate” Don’t worry my friend, I will be giving lessons at some point for the low, low price of $99.95. Results not guaranteed.
And my personal favorite, because they finally found who they were looking for, “Know it all person.”